LA county creates a $1,000 fine if you play Frisbee or dig a hole in the sand at the beach

A dog that’s not allowed on the beach play­ing fris­bee that’s not allowed as well? This dog will cost you a for­tune if an offi­cer wanted to fine you. The only thing worse would be a drunk dog.

First they out­lawed alco­hol on the beach, then dogs, and then smok­ing.  Now it’s time to say good­bye to fris­bee and football.

Just this week, Los Ange­les county Board of Super­vi­sors approved an updated draft of a 37-page ordi­nance that made foot­ball and fris­bee throw­ing ille­gal, for the sake of safety.

For nearly half of the warmest part of the year, between Memo­r­ial Day and Labor Day, there will be a $1,000 fine if you are caught play­ing with any­thing that’s not a “beach ball or beach volleyball.”

On page 28 it reads… and I quote:

It is unlaw­ful for any per­son to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll any ball, tube or any light object other than a beach ball or beach vol­ley­ball upon or over any beach.

The only time you can play a game of foot­ball or ulti­mate fris­bee is when a per­son has obtained a per­mit (!?) or  doing it in a des­ig­nated area (!?) or when some­one is play­ing water polo “in or over the Pacific Ocean.” (WHAT!?)

Now, for the real mind blow­ing part.  On page 16 it reads:

No per­son shall dig a hole deeper than eigh­teen inches (18″)  into the sand or dig into any ver­ti­cal sand embank­ment except for film and/or tele­vi­sion pro­duc­tion pur­poses only.

There goes a chunk of child­hood for a lot of peo­ple.  What’s next?  No walk­ing or run­ning at the beach either due to a poten­tial injury?

Now tell me, how does this make you feel?  Out­raged? Shocked? Sur­prised?  So what do we do about it?

Con­tact the LA County Board of Super­vi­sors.  Give them a call or email them at ExecutiveOffice@bos.lacounty.gov and give them your opin­ion on the mat­ter. I don’t know if it would make a dif­fer­ence but hope­fully if this gets enough uproar it will get reversed.

UPDATE: The county got a lot of flack for this updated ordi­nance and every­body was call­ing in to com­plain.  Appar­ently, play­ing with any­thing but a beach ball or vol­ley ball has been banned SINCE THE 1980′S!   It’s just that nobody knew it because it wasn’t strictly enforced.  This updated ordi­nance actu­ally makes it more lenient in the sense that, it applies only in the sum­mer months, as to before, it applied for the entire year.  Hope that helps.